Saturday, April 13, 2019

What! No Christmas Card?

An elderly couple were sitting on their porch in rocking chairs a few days after Christmas.

The man said to his wife "What ever happened to our sexual relations?"

She replied "I don't know.  I don't think we even got a Christmas card from them this year."

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

The Highest Good

To attain the highest good
Of true man and womanhood
Simply do your honest best.
God with joy will do the rest.

(James Whitcomb Riley)